So Valhalla does this thing that I don’t really appreciate. The game dangled Leofrith in front of me, and then Stowe and in both cases I was denied smooches by either of these very very fine gentlemen. That, however, does not detract from the fact that meeting Stowe is almost en par with the Brasidas introduction in Odyssey. This time I also get to flirt. So there’s that. Eventually the Assassin’s Creed series might actually contain a romance with a male character that has a hot introduction, a good looking man, and I get to romance him to boot.

Eh. Hope is the last thing to die, as we say in Sweden. Without further ado, the lovely Stowe. I should add that his voice actor Andrew Shaver does an excellent job as well. That’s probably a contributing factor to his deliciousness.