This is probably super predictable but the ability to pick up a somewhat funky looking and absolutely massive cat and cuddle with it made the entire game worth playing. No, I’m not kidding.

Funky looking cuddly cats offset pretty much all the issues I have with Valhalla (of which a longer report will be forthcoming once I’ve managed to get out of the starting area which seems to be everything in Britain. I’ve played for approximately 50 hours and I’ve picked up one piece of fabric. I’m not getting anywhere. Not to mention the sisters and the order members. Never mind. I’ll get there. At the end of the game, or something.)