Before I played Boyfriend Dungeon, I had a vague inkling of what vodka contained. Turns out I was COMPLETELY wrong. Turns out I was wrong about a lot of things. Like cupcakes. Apparently they contain plastic and sugar. I’m not entirely sure that I should trust the recipes in that game. It may lead to serious injury. But they’re also very funny to discover.

Fabric and sugar. That’s the secret of vodka.