Tag: God of War

Boring Bossfights

A large muscular man with red markings stand next to a birch with an axe in his hands, set to start hacking at the birch

I had forgotten how excruciatingly boring the first bossfight is in GoW. I had also forgotten how inanely stupid the dialogue is. Here's a dude, knocking on a door, not telling the person who opens what he wants. He's just acting all annoying, and to be entirely honest - very male - by posturing and... Continue Reading →

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My Opinion is Unimportant

A large muscular man with red markings stand next to a birch with an axe in his hands, set to start hacking at the birch

I’ve started a playthrough of God of War from 2018. It’s the one where Kratos is very angry at birches and hides his grief - one assumes - by gruffly addressing his son as “boy” and avoiding any outward expression of emotion. There really is absolutely nothing in that game that attracts me. The combat... Continue Reading →

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Disliking Games

A large muscular man with red markings stand next to a birch with an axe in his hands, set to start hacking at the birch

I asked on Twitter which game I should hate play next. I made a poll consisting of Death Stranding, God of War (a.k.a. Dad of Boy, or “Kratos is chopping down birches in a surly manner”) and Jedi: Fallen Order. I have played between 2 - 5 hours per game and I strongly dislike them.... Continue Reading →

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God of War meets God of Love (NSFW)

Om det nu var någon som hade några som helst tvivel om att Kratos är en riktig hejdundrande karlakarl, så kan vi lägga de tvivlen till ro, tror jag bestämt. Tack vare truthlaser finns nu sexscenen i God of War III att beskåda på YouTube. Och vilken sexscen det är sedan. Låt oss bryta ner... Continue Reading →

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